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Too Close to My Trauma Tee Color:Athletic Heather or terrible decisionsFor anyone who's not just socially distancedbut emotionally quarantined. This shirt makes it crystal clear: if you can read the text, youve wandered into the splash zone of unresolved issues, repressed memories, and a therapists dream journal. Congrats. Bold, distressed lettering to match your inner turmoil Text size optimized for passive aggressive boundary setting Printed on premium soft cotton, because the only thing you should be carrying is
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